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Oh, no! Say it ain't so! Who buys this? No, better yet, who EATS this?

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Nikki Miller-Ka

Nikki Miller-Ka

Ms. Miller-Ka is a classically trained chef with a BA in English from East Carolina University and a Culinary Arts Associate Degree from Le Cordon Bleu-Miami.

Formerly, she’s worked as a researcher, an editorial assistant, reporter and guest blogger for various publications and outlets in the Southeast. She has also worked as a catering chef, a pastry chef, a butcher, a baker, and a biscuit-maker. Presently, she is a food editor, freelance food writer, and a tour guide for Taste Carolina Gourmet Food Tours.

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  1. You would be surprised who.

    There is a market for almost anything. People's tastes always amaze me.

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  2. Awww, c'mon, give the Claxton Fruit Cake a break! If served to me, I will eat this kind of fruit cake. I've had worse food. It's not my first choice, but the Claxton Fruit Cake is a great American story of an immigrant starting a business. . . http://www.claxtonfruitcake.com/page.php?page=story

    You know, some people find Krispy Kremes reprehensible. And I don't agree with that at all either.

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  3. I know... it breaks your heart a little doesn't it? Ignorance may be bliss, but I feel bad for those tastebuds.

    And I'm glad our cookies were a hit, even though... I mean look at us, of COURSE they were great :)

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  4. rachel: I mean, they *have* been producing quality since 1910...

    little: If served to me, I'd eat it, too. But I'll be damned if I'm going to go out & purchase one of these bricks. I understand why people don't like Krispy Kremes. They're wayyyy to sweet & kind of well...prissy. When you want a doughnut, you want something with bones & meat to it...like a Dunkin Donut cake doughnut. Or even a pack of 60 doughnut holes. omgthosearesogood.

    adam: I'll feign bliss to not have to eat this cake this season. But if there was a recipe contest, using this...I'd enter it. I sure would...

    Yeah :) We are great!

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  5. Indeed Nik, I wouldn't BUY this fruit cake. . . it's the stuff a little old lady serves you with some nuclear colored punch when you Christmas carol at her house. And you feel obligated, haha!

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  6. Add a little mortar and those will make a nice house.

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  7. little: never have I ever gone caroling. Maybe that'll change this season. I really hope no one offers me any fruit cake this year. I don't want the disappointment to show on my face.

    manager: clove & cinnamon flavored mortar. Hey! You can make a holiday house with it. OK, I think I might buy a few to try it. Thanks for the idea.

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  8. Oh but I love fruitcake! Just not this one :P

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  9. Um, am I banded from your blog if I tell that I LOVE Claxton's fruit cake. My grandmother would send me one every year and now that she's gone, my uncle sends it...is that bad...I don't know why I love it, I just do!

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  10. When I was growing up, my uncle’s friends frequently brought him fruitcakes for Christmas. Besides the home-baked ones, one of the finest and most delicious was a Claxton fruitcake, made in the South. We somewhat liked that.

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